sexioto:

that boy you just called gay? well he is gay. he’s your boyfriend. both of you are gay. how do you keep forgetting this, jeffery

(via yoshee007)

trillow:

"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"

(via humorcat)

  • me: im so tired, i could collapse into bed and sleep for a year..
  • me: gets in bed
  • me: how was earth created
  • me: who made microwaves
  • me: how does the internet even work
  • me: i'm hungry
  • me: feels bad about something i did 4 years ago
  • me: remembers 73 unfinished tasks
  • me: too tired to sleep
earlysunsetsintheimpala:

limedilatation:

Elton John in a bumper car.

On the way to save rock and roll

earlysunsetsintheimpala:

limedilatation:

Elton John in a bumper car.

On the way to save rock and roll

(via dumbwaifu)

amazingphil-gifs:

requested by daniestdanosaur 

(via seonbaggirl)

Ruby + french fries

(via dumbwaifu)

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

(via kristenthinks)

2spooky4boo:

Restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans

(via rachkin)

nialls-genitalls:

Me when I’m the next one to present in class

image

(via liightup)

mylourrydiary:

hlil:

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal
Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal
Love

(via pizza)

imthepinkukulele:

I just have a lot of love for this gif.

imthepinkukulele:

I just have a lot of love for this gif.

(via seonbaggirl)

When your parents walk into your room for no reason and stand there looking at you

sodamnrelatable:

image

GO AWAAAY. D:

(via seonbaggirl)

Kaisha, 18, Yorkshire England. I read too much.
Feminist, Abnegation, Slytherin, Superwholocked, Shadowhunter.
I don't have music on my blog because you can just sit here and listen to me cry over Finnick. If you love George Blagden then we should be friends. I am in too many fandoms to name but I am as serious as Jon Snow when I say come fangirl with me :)

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